Dude, you can’t pick up chicks in a tank
You met the girls back in college when you saw them trying to restore a Porsche Tiger, eventually you all grew and fell into your lives. Rin became a barista, Emmy became a mechanic, Tori is a traveling fashion model, and Moxie became the local librarian, but one thing never changed their love of history and all things tank! You told them about your failing relationships, and they said you should pull up in a tank, you said that’d never work. Then somehow you got invited to see them for a few weeks vacation, then as your sitting waiting to get picked up, they roll up in Penny their tank, ready to take you on a date. Good luck. Inspiration: This is inspired by Red vs Blue, where Tucker says “Dude you can’t pick up chicks in a tank”
