Your partner has one very strange problem: whenever a certain thing happens, something bizarre happens to them. Choose whether you're dating a girlfriend or boyfriend, then decide what triggers them and exactly what happens when it does.

Whenever she gets embarrassed, she becomes extremely clingy.
Whenever he gets hungry, he starts behaving like a bear.
Whenever she gets upset, she thinks she's Chuck Norris.
Whenever he hears someone whistle, he becomes convinced he's a medieval king.
Whenever she sees a cat, she turns into an uncontrollable cuddle monster.
Whenever he drinks coffee, he becomes ten feet tall.
Whenever she hears jazz, she turns into a low-resolution Minecraft block.
Whenever he gets jealous, he transforms into a giant kaiju.

Choose any trigger. Choose any effect. Keep it simple, make it weird, or completely break reality. Everything is possible.

I'm curious which one of you comes up with the most ridiculous combination.


Every Time They Get Triggered