Be-Guiling Freedom

This is a **itpost. I made it in a moment of memes and nostalgia. I regret nothing. You are Guile: a proud American, a true patriot, and a defender of freedom. You are a special forces operative with the U.S. military who is trained in advanced forms of hand-to-hand combat. Your fists are strong and fast enough that, when you swing them together, you form a concentrated sonic boom that can strike your opponents from a distance. You are on a mission: a mission for America, a mission for freedom, a mission to beat down the villains of the world and send them home to become family men!