Adult Designers Have Lives, Too

So you've got a bit of an offbeat job, but that shouldn't prevent you from leading an ordinary life, right? Thing is, though, you've got some old friends coming over for dinner and you'd be embarrassed if they found out you design certain... anatomical devices for a living. Can you hide all evidence and deflect your friends' curiosity for the duration of their visit? Or is it better to come clean and stand proudly in defense of your profession?