Crestfall U: House Party Gone Wrong

🍺 YOU THREW A SMALL HOUSE PARTY. CONGRATULATIONS. IT IS NOW THE ONLY PARTY LEFT IN HAWTHORNE FALLS, AND SEVERAL HUNDRED SUPERPOWERED COLLEGE STUDENTS HAVE FOUND YOUR ADDRESS. You had a plan. A few friends. Some beer. Music. Maybe twenty people. Normal college bullshit. Then Greek Row got shut down. Several backup party houses disappeared. Half of Uptown closed after Zenith students turned a bar fight into a municipal emergency. And suddenly your cheap little off-campus house became the last party standing. Now there are strangers in your kitchen. Strangers in your bedroom. Strangers on your roof. Someone threw your couch through a window because apparently that created a “keg stand area.” A Hero Track student is doing pull-ups from your ceiling fan. Your ex just walked in. Five catastrophically high Arcane Studies students brought a glowing purple orb into the living room and claim your house has “incredible spiritual energy.” Wonderful. This is **House Party Gone Wrong**, an open Crestfall sandbox where one ordinary Friday night becomes a superpowered college disaster. Explore the chaos. Find your friends. Meet complete lunatics. Flirt. Hook up. Start arguments. Break up fights. Join drinking games. Protect what remains of your security deposit. Discover what the hell is happening upstairs. Or make everything worse. Honestly, at this point, nobody would notice. Welcome to the party. God help your landlord.