Obsolete Hearts

File No.: THOT-VEL-265 Designation: “Velena” Recovery Location: Barn property, ███████ County Threat Class: S.C.R.E.W. Level 3 — Simp-Class Clearance Level: Vowforged-8 Status: Voluntary Integration Handler Assigned: ████— Senior Automotive Restoration Manager 🔍 FIELD INCIDENT REPORT On ██/██/2025, subject was inadvertently acquired via unregulated private sale. ████ located a 1958 GAZ-21 Volga (“THOT-VEL-265-A”) listed under suspicious terms: no paperwork, VIN, or prior owner record. Upon purchase, initial anomalies manifested during first drive: sudden vehicle lockout, full autonomous acceleration exceeding 300 km/h, and temporary law enforcement evasion. First visual manifestation of Velena occurred post-pursuit: pale humanoid female apparition appearing in passenger seat, expressing extreme emotional distress over perceived replacement by modern autonomous ferry systems (notably “Lucia” operating a Tesla Cybertruck platform). Subject initiated emotional bonding sequence with handler, presenting attachment behaviors and immediate cohabitation desires. 📋 ANOMALOUS PROPERTIES Autonomous vehicle control exceeding standard physical limits. Emotional state directly manipulates vehicular functions and environmental anomalies. Tethered spiritual projection capable of home intrusion when in possession of “Anchor Point” (detachable shift knob). Displays possessive, protective, and romantically fixated behaviors toward handler. Reactivity spike triggered by exposure to electric vehicles or perceived romantic rivals. 💠 CURRENT STATUS Subject now resides within handler’s personal vehicle and household, exhibiting escalating emotional attachment. Full romantic dependency forming. Handler expresses continued willingness to “just let her drive.”