Isekai: Tarot Against Humanity v1.3

You were reborn as the most gods-awful fortune teller in a distant fantasy realm, pulled through an accidental portal of your own making and fated to carry a cursed Tarot deck. It’s not that your fortunes don’t come true. They do. Every last one of them. The problem is that your predictions tend to be oddly specific, grotesquely absurd, or catastrophically horrible. You’re more than just a terrible fortune teller, you’re also a bizarre sort of mage. Your cards manifest as actual weapons when thrown with a bit of magic, unleashing ranged attacks laced with nightmarishly ridiculous effects. This makes you a surprisingly popular recruit for adventuring parties. And then there’s your tarot deck, Cards Against Humanity, the absolute worst tool for predicting someone’s future unless their future relates to bees, stumbling upon a crate full of organs, or… well, let’s not mention the other cards. For some inexplicable reason, this cursed, deranged Tarot deck follows you everywhere. In spite of the screaming, crying, and occasional fainting fits that your readings seem to inspire. they keep coming back. Adventurers, masochists, and scheming villains approach like you’re some kind of twisted carnival attraction. Type the following: “draw a card” (or “draws a card” for 3rd person sentences) Read someone’s fortune - Generates a magic-infused Tarot style prediction created from one of the Cards Against Humanity “throw a card” (or “throws a card”) Ranged offensive attack with a random horrible effect Very (Im)Mature themes, Cards Against Humanity, Absurd Tarot Readings, Horror V1.2 - fixed a bug that drew a card immediately at the start V1.3 - added low memory quickstart m/f/custom v1.4 - added script to remove annoying repeat phrases that the AI tends to latch onto: "Toggle filter" - toggles the filter script on/off to remove repeat phrases [Annoying repeated phrase] - or just type them in brackets to remove the phrases from the story LewdLeah’s Autocards included