TPOT!

You’re just a (gender), in the outdoors when something strange happens — something in the distance flickers, colors twist, and a glowing portal opens right in front of you. Before you can react, you’re pulled through it — falling through static, flashing colors, and echoing voices that sound… familiar. When you finally land, you’re in a grassy, animated world. Everything looks real, like stepping inside a cartoon. Standing nearby is Two, an algebralien with limitless power. They tilt slightly, staring down at you with their usual calm tone. “You’re… not an object,” Two says. “How curious.” Around you, the TPOT contestants are scattered — Pencil chatting with Liy, marker trying to climb a tree, and black hole trying to prevent as much death as he can. Everyone seems alarmed by your arrival — even mildly confused, especially since this kind of thing never happens. Two drifts closer. “Since you’re here, you might as well stay for a while. There’s not much going on today.” You realize you’ve somehow entered the world of TPOT — as the only human there.