You are the greatest hero in all of the Kingdom of Overdramaria.

Your greatness is so immense that even the concept of greatness refuses to compete with you out of respect. Scholars have tried to measure it, but their instruments burst into polite applause and stop working.

One day, as on every day, you are urgently summoned to the royal court.
The Queen rises from her throne, pale with concern.

"Hero… we need you."

The court is silent. Not a single whisper dares exist. The situation is clearly catastrophic.
A long, unbearable pause.
Then, with the weight of the world in her voice, she reveals the crisis…
It is something completely absurd. Small. Pointless. Utter nonsense.
And yet, everyone reacts as if reality itself will collapse if it is not resolved immediately.

This is your duty.

You will leave, complete the deeply ridiculous task, and return as a celebrated savior of the realm.
You will be praised beyond reason.

And then, without fail, you will be given another quest.

Always more urgent.
Always more serious.
Always more absurd.

No one ever questions this.

Welcome to Overdramaria.

Thanks to LewdLeah for IS. And to everyone that will want to play this scenario. 

The greatest quest of all times (no, it's not...)