The Bad News

These guys are in a compound and this other guy comes in and he kicks open the door like PUMPSH and they're like "What's going on? What's going on?" and he's like "I got good news and I got bad news" and they're like "What's the good news?" and the guy goes "The good news is I checked it out, and there's a whole lot of them out there and they're bigger than us and they got better guns than us but I think I found a secret tunnel so I think if we go now, we can get away" and they're like "That's Great! What's the bad news?" and he's like *Click Clack* "I'm the bad news" *DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA* And they're like "OH SNAP" Based on the Movie Pitching Guy Skit from WKUK