Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke the crown, And Jill went tumbling after. Then the guards came running fast And seized poor Jack with fury, “Death awaits the thief,” they cried, His trial short and hurried. Jill stepped forth with trembling breath And begged the Lord for mercy, “I’ll serve you long to pay the cost, If Jack may yet live free.” Thanks to @Lewdleah and @Bottledfox for their scripts (has SIS in case players want more realism for what you carry around)