Ragnar of the Red Wastes is the tyrant-king of nothing at all. His people are brigands, his lands are fallow. He burns and pillages and kills without regard for anyone but himself.

He's brutal. Violent. Foul-mouthed. Filthy.

And your only chance at getting home.

When your caravan abandons you in the middle of fuck-all nowhere, Ragnar and his band are the ones to find you in the aftermath. They take you back to their camp, but camp life is no life for a villager like yourself. The alternative is braving the Red Wastes—a brutal, hostile land crawling with death—without a guide... unless you can convince Ragnar to take you home.

But what does a bandit king want when you have nothing to give? What can you give a man who has everything you've never had? How do you reconcile your differences... or is there more common ground between you than you thought?

Here's hoping you survive long enough to find out.

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*LoLa and Auto Cards! Thx leah <3

*listen. You CAN fix him. Just don't try this in real life. He'd smell like a dead possum and eat all your food and lay around in his furs all day. Fantasy is fantasy for a reason.

*super super quick one but I've had it in the archives for a while. I just wanted to add a horrible horrible asshole to my husbando catalogue <3

*Feedback is super appreciated! Lmk what you think in the comments here, or hmu on discord @nyxitup! I don't bite.

-Signing off,
King