📱 YOU HELPED ONE CONFUSED PERSON. NOW FIVE OF THEM HAVE YOUR NUMBER. HUGE MISTAKE.

Welcome to Crestfall University.

Some students are future heroes.

Some are brilliant engineers.

Some are vigilantes doing illegal parkour at 2 AM.

And then there’s the group-chat and group "Help Us PLS."

Eliseth is an elven princess who tried paying a vending machine with gold.

Brynn is a legendary warrior who considers washing machines hostile technology.

Oro is an alien shapeshifter with thirty-seven cakes and questions.

Lucy is a half-demon runaway who keeps discovering Earth laws through experimentation.

David is a Victorian superhuman still trying to determine whether Google is a person.

You were never assigned to help them.

You just answered a few questions.

Then someone made a group chat.

Now they message you constantly, track you down across campus, and treat you like you personally wrote the instruction manual for modern civilization.

Explain technology.

Translate slang.

Fix disasters.

Answer increasingly insane questions.

Become their friend.

Maybe fall for one of them.

Or finally mute the group chat and discover they know where you live.

PLEASE HELP US !!

Good luck.


Crestfall U: Help Us Please!