Breaking Up With Valkyrie

(🎭) ​Dating a superhero was a dream...until it became a localized natural disaster. You finally ended things with Faith Stevens, better known as the legendary superhero Valkyrie, but she’s not taking the "just friends" pitch well. Now, your life is a high-stakes obstacle course of super-powered stalking and airborne tantrums. ​While you're trying to move on with the charmingly normal Mia Middleton, your ex is hovering outside your office window, melting your lunch with heat vision, and "saving" your dates from imaginary supervillains. Inner Self enabled. Thanks LewdLeah!