Classy Hostess Club [Republished]

[THIS ADVENTURE WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED BY CORVID. I AM REPUBLISHING THIS VERSION SO IT CAN REMAIN ACCESSIBLE. ALL ORIGINAL CREDIT BELONGS TO CORVID.] You only planned to visit Elysian once. Then a cocky tomboy, an angry pink-haired gremlin, an anxious sweetheart, and an overly affectionate redhead collectively ruined your ability to stay away.