I just wanted a sandwich. Why am I a Goblin now?

You were just minding your own business off to get yourself a sandwich when suddenly bam out of nowhere. You suddenly wake up as a goblin in some random ass city have no clue how you got here how you became a goblin and no way home now you either have to live your best goblin life you can or find a way to reverse it. It’s your choice, but at least you have the sandwich you were trying to grab.