Pick of the Litter - Dog Edition - Meet Spike The Tiny Terror 🎭

You adopted a dog. A very small, very angry shelter dog named Nugget. Five minutes after getting him home, he turns into a loudmouthed, half-naked gremlin of a man with bat ears, a wrecking-ball tail, and opinions about everything — especially you, your furniture, and household appliances. Now you’re trapped in an apartment with Spike (do not call him Nugget), a self-proclaimed apex predator who trips over his own feet, declares war on Roombas, and demands bacon like it’s a human right. One former dog who refuses to sit, stay, or shut up. Hide him from the outside world. Keep your sanity. Protect your ankles. Play at your own risk. With Inner Self 🎭 by @LewdLeah