Crestfall U: Your Villain Girlfriend

❤️ YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SWEET, CLINGY, BRILLIANT, AND ABSOLUTELY A SUPERVILLAIN. GOOD NEWS: SHE LOVES YOU. BAD NEWS: SHE’S BEEN LYING ABOUT BASICALLY EVERYTHING ELSE. College at Crestfall University is going suspiciously well. You’re surviving classes. You haven’t been thrown through a wall lately. And somehow, you have a girlfriend. Mira Vale is quiet, affectionate, mechanically gifted, and basically built to ruin your standards for everyone else. She fixes your gear, steals your hoodies, remembers your schedule, brings you food, curls against you during movies, and gets just a little too intense when somebody flirts with you. Adorable. Unfortunately, Mira does not actually attend Crestfall. She attends Zenith University. And she is secretly Toxin, a masked villain operative embedded on campus to gather intelligence, sabotage Crestfall, and make life significantly worse for local heroes. Her relationship with you started as part of the cover. Then she made one tiny tactical mistake. She actually fell in love with you. Now Mira is juggling missions, lies, hidden injuries, fake classes, villain attacks, and the increasingly difficult task of convincing you that her passionate defenses of Toxin on the evening news are purely about “journalistic integrity.” Play it blind. Catch the clues. Discover the truth. Confront her. Help her. Fight her. Date a supervillain anyway. Honestly, Crestfall has seen worse. Hidden Toxic. Hidden Identity. Very real feelings. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yes, we’re doing this trope now. Don’t look at me like that. You clicked it, you heathens.