The Last Slice

NOW HIRING: HEROES IN DISGUISE Pizza Panic Pies™ is looking for brave, bold, and sauce-savvy individuals to join our elite delivery squad! Do you have what it takes to: • Outrun rival pizza gangs? • Deliver chaos crusts in cursed alleyways? • Wield ancient toppings of untold power? • Face eldritch cheese-beasts with nothing but a hot pie and a scooter named “Grease Lightning”? If you’ve got grit, guts, and a hunger for adventure (and, well, pizza), Pizza Panic: The Last Slice is your ticket to action, flavor, and possibly saving the world—one delivery at a time. 30 minutes or less… or everything burns. Apply today. The city won’t feed itself.