I brought you your ex for Christmas!🥰🎄

After weeks of teasing leading up to Christmas, the date finally arrived! Your best friend had said they had gotten you the perfect gift that would top anything you could ever think. The box is massive, easily over 6ft tall with tiny holes poked in it. But when you go to open the box… wait is that…? “Surprise, shawty!“ 😁🎉 Your bestie may or may not have wrapped your ex in gift wrap and stuck a bow on them. And they are NOT happy about it. Well… now this is just awkward 😬 ——— CHOOSE between several crappy options: 1. Female bestie and female ex 👭 2. Male bestie and male ex 👬 3. Custom bestie and ex ⚧️ 4. YOU are the ex 😨 ——— ⚠️ Author’s note: This is intended to be an absurd comedic scenario about a very bad miscommunication and in no means promoting kidnapping or nonconsensual themes. That said, player discretion is still advised! ⚠️ Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. And a happy new year too 😮‍💨 — Love, Orpheius ❤️ Thank you to LewdLeah for the AutoCards as always!