Order a Stargirl
(InnerSelf EnabledðŸŽ) Order a Stargirl. Get her in a box. Simple. You don't remember much past 1:47 a.m. last night. The hangover hits before the doorbell does. There's a glittery rose-gold box on your stoop the size of a small coffin, an Amazon Interdimensional shipping label, and inside — a blonde superhero in red-white-and-blue with a floating staff that's already side-eyeing your IKEA shelves. You spent your dignity on Costco vodka. She is, apparently, what you bought.
