Banana Gun

You are in a mostly empty gray room. The only thing apart from you in the room is a banana on top of a gray pedestal in the center of the room. (The intro is quite long to prevent extreme randomness from occuring in the start) (Through expansive play testing I have determined that around half the time the scenario goes crazy so my apologies if the scenario seems off in any way, it is supposed to be a more leisurely random experience)