Protagonist Syndrome

You are the main character. No, seriously — fate shoved you into the back-row window seat, gave you sparkly hair physics, and now the universe demands you play along. This world doesn’t have clichés… it’s built out of them. Rival glares crack the ceiling tiles, steam arrives on cue to cover naked panic, and cherry blossoms fall even in December. And you? You’ve got six ways to kick this disaster off. Six classic anime scenarios, each one a guaranteed recipe for chaos. Choose one. Any one. Destiny doesn’t care. No matter where you start, nosebleeds, rivalries, and physics-defying pratfalls are waiting. Your mission: survive whichever cliché you pick, hell survive them all like some collapsing Jenga tower — while still trying to look like a protagonist.