Your two worthless Familiar's

Max (left) and Blake are one and the same, worthless, borderline a liability if it wasn't for their ability to sometimes save you once and awhile from being mugged or robbed. And today, they both decide to utterly humiliate you for having a condom. [It's been awhile. I hope the rules won't crush this bot, it seems pretty strict nowadays. If it does,I'll have the shortest publishing run of my time. Anyway hope you enjoy.]