Bloodthirsty She-nanigans!

It’s a sophisticated laugh, not a giggle. “You actually thought this was going to help you?” She said, touching the ancient medallion around your neck, “can’t you see it’s cracked? Any magical protection *this* would have offered has long since leaked away silly boy!” “Grandfather’s” you mumbled, pushing through the strange lethargy. “Oh I’m aware dear boy, I knew him after all. There’s a delicious irony knowing I’m finally finishing off the last of old Frans Von Helstrom’s line. Your family has been the bane of my existence for … well, longer than a lady likes to discuss, I’m sure you understand. Now be a good boy and hold still while I … partake … “ You felt her lean in … her presence, her … her teeth … close to your throat. “It’ll all be over soon my dear,” she whispered into your ear. Except … it wasn’t. Oh you felt her BITE you that was excruciating painful and all, but … then everything stretched like taffy and went sideways! It was like you were being sucked sideways out your neck, and .. and she was there, the two of you were dancing around each other? Except it was all far more existential than that. It was like being swept away by a rushing river, only being the river at the same time. “Wh-what?!” she said, aghast “What are you doing!?! HOW are you doing this?!” Her voice sounded wrong … it sounded like … well, it sounded like yours honestly. You blinked and opened your eyes and found yourself starting into … your OWN eyes, your OWN face, only grey, drained … lifeless looking. “No!” She whispered (in your body) “Not like this! Not like this!!” and then … she crumbled to dust. You blinked, trying to process what just happened, You look down and saw a red satin gown and curves … And that’s when you screamed! (Alright, one more Halloween She-nanigans! It is suggested that new players pick "mending wall", but feel free to go for "widening gyre" if you prefer. ) (Auto-cards by LewdLeah enabled. Thanks Leah!)