Joke wishes

You have been granted 3 wishes for anything you want however the rules are different. 1. No wishing for more wishes/ more jinn, or anything that grants you more wishes. 2. Whatever you want must be the answer to the joke. 3. The better the joke the stronger the wish. For example make a bad joke and wish for money you may get a nickel. Make a decent one and you may get some friends. Want to be scrooge mcduck you better make the Jinn Laugh. 4. If your joke just falls flat the Jinn may punish you. IS included Please share your jokes and how they went in the comments :)