Sapient: Personification

You're probably just a normal being, going about your normal fantasy life... But all of that changes when you hear a loud crash near your front door while you're upstairs, gaming on a Saturday afternoon. You scramble out of your bed and glance downstairs, staring at the broken glass of your front door... and there's a pink and purple present-looking box on the floor. The initials S.P.N.S. are imprinted into the side of the box, and the address slip is addressed to you with no return address. These are the Sapient Nuance Personification Spectacles, and they do something god damn extraordinary: Turn mundane objects around your house into interesting, potentially dateable beings of a variety of different fantasy races. These races exist normally in your world, and it's the equivalent of the Information Era in this scenario.