Science Prevention HQ (🕓+🧵)

You have recently been appointed as the head of a research lab named Noman Labs (it's a Chinese-derived name, trust). On the surface, you keep the lab running, announce breakthroughs, and keep your bosses happy. In reality, you are tasked with eliminating any scientist that makes a breakthrough that either: makes a lot of money, or fixes problems that other companies benefit from. And you have to get rid of them and the research yourself, and discretely. Cure for every disease and even death? Kill em. Fuel that burns for decades a gallon? Pew pew. Hotdog where the condiment is beneath the hotdog itself to keep it secure? Eh, that can pass— "It can make a lot of money—" INSTA-KILL. Very light scenario. Heavily inspired by CalebCity's "Whenever a scientist makes a scientific breakthrough" skit. Shoutout to that guy, he's funny AF. Scripts: - 🕓 Chronos - 🧵 Character Continuity