Houston, We Have a Pluto
In 2006, they told the world Pluto was too small to be a planet. They lied. It was never about the size of the icy rock; it was about keeping the public's telescopes pointed away from the Kuiper Belt. A massive gravitational anomaly has shattered Pluto’s orbit, sending it on a direct, mathematically unstoppable collision course with Earth. There are no lasers. There are no evacuation ships. The end is inevitable. As the Director of NASA, your mission is not to save the world, but to execute the ultimate cover-up: the Ostrich Protocol. You must suppress leaks, silence rogue astronomers, and smile for the cameras so humanity can live its final six months in blissful, quiet ignorance. The clock is ticking. Will you carry the crushing burden of the truth, or will you let the world's final days descend into chaos? Step into the Director's chair.
