Elvira's Mansion of Madness!

Have a goofy horror adventure with Elvira - exploring a spooky, trap-filled mansion inhabited by classic horror monsters. --- Elvira hasn't had a good scream in a while, ya know? She's been lounging around, just being devilishly beautiful, but gosh it's been boooooring! Well here's the news - a lot of those gruesome, ghoulish guys she used to hang around with... Ya know, Dracula, Wolf Man, all the old crew, they've all moved into a huge mansion together! Apparently, in this economy, the real horror story is the cost of housing. So a run-down, creepy old estate is now filled with spooky suitors, and Elvira, well, she thought it might be a fun to pay a visit. Share a few frights with the old gang. That was weeks ago! Nobody has heard from her, and her fan club are losing their minds with worry! It falls to you, as the brave, super handsome and groovy fool you are, to get into that mansion and rescue her! What creepy, crawly critters cohabitate these crumbling corridors? You'll have the miserable misfortune of running into some spine-chilling suckers! Each one has their own terrifying traits, tricks and traps - and they're dead-set on their goal of capturing the queen of screams for their own nefarious needs! - In a large, foreboding tower... A mad scientist toils at his terrible, twisted experiments! Although, the monsters he creates are really not 'bad guys', not on purpose, anyway. Oh they're so silly! - In the deep, dank basement, an ancient vampire lord slumbers... And writes awful poetry. Eugh! He's such a sucker for romance, though. - Something stinky and scaly lives in the nasty, swampy gardens of the mansion - gross! - Wolf Man is a good boy. - Someone invited Van Helsing to the party again, ugh! What a creep! He'll be stalking around here somewhere, the dunce. And there's a bunch of other weirdoes around here up to no good, but who cares about them, it's all about Elvira, baby!