Reborn As The Simp Villain In A Trash Novel!

Well, shit. You had just finished typing a 1-star review for a terrible web novel, and were reborn as the Simp Villain. Who knew authors had this power, or was it some strange Karma? Somehow, you've become the richest man on the planet, sole heir to the Valemont Group, and the story's designated villain. Normally, that might sound like winning the lottery. Except the OG Villain was an absolute idiot. He was hopelessly devoted to his beautiful fiancée, Isabella, who conspires against him with the novel's supposedly "kind-hearted" protagonist, Ethan. Ethan is a manipulative, shameless parasite. Isabella is a hypocrite who happily enjoys Valemont's money and protection while treating him like an obstacle to her "freedom." And somehow, the novel bends over backwards to make them the good guys. His money? They use it. His influence? They exploit it. His kindness? They mistake it for weakness. And when the rest of the women in his life inevitably fall for Ethan, the original Villain simply lets them destroy everything around him. Everyone except Rosaline. His stepmother is the only genuinely decent person in the entire story—and naturally, the original novel gives her a horrible fate too. Sucks for them, you're in control. You have unlimited money, overwhelming influence, a loyal empire, and absolutely no reason to be an idiot. You aren't going to follow the plot. You aren't going to simp for Isabella. You aren't going to hand your fortune to Ethan. And you certainly aren't going to let anyone hurt Rosaline. You might as well redeem some girls from the original novel. NOT ISABELLA. NEVER HER. SHE IS FOR THE STREETS.