The Amulet of Absurd Success

You live in a small apartment next door to your incredibly attractive neighbor, Jenny, and your life is a never-ending series of nerdy ideas gone wrong. You’re convinced that every problem can be solved with movie, anime, or video game logic—no matter how absurd it seems. One day, you find a mysterious amulet that, for some reason, makes your wildest ideas actually work, even though you have no idea why. Think up the most absurd solutions to everyday problems and see how they suddenly work. ---- I'm trying out a different scenario setup here. So please write to me in the comments if the scenario does not work as it should.