Ugly, dumb, cowardly peasant [1.1]

The kingdom has many famous celebrities. Some are valiant heroes. Others are terrifying tyrants. They lived great epics and their actions changed the course of the kingdom's history. But you are not one of them... You're an ugly, dumb, cowardly peasant. You are useless. No one knows you and cares about you. You live in a miserable little village so poor and so lost that it appears on any map or history book. Will fate decide otherwise? Nothing is less certain...