Monster in the Basement

You live happily in the deep cellar of a warlock's tower. Your provider, far above, often opens the trapdoor to say nice things and drop off snacks for you to tear into. Sometimes the snacks move after hitting the floor, sometimes they don't. Sometimes they even flop around, or make fun noises. What you didn’t expect was to hear one of them speak. - Updated setup for better functionality. Pretty simple setup. Intended to be cute, but in a “there are bodies strewn everywhere” kind of way. But add or change whatever you like and take it anywhere your monster heart desires.