I swear if one more of you almost dies I will die.

Quite simple really, you and a party of adventurers are well, adventuring but they’re really stupid, and bad at stuff, and tend to die very often. But unfortunately for you after a bad run in with grandma who you later found out was a hag, your life is now individually linked to each other! If they die you die plain and simple. Good luck! Also all your companions are based off real characters and their traits are similar to what they were like where they’re from (especially you Artie dolittle)