Order a Thor

(InnerSelf Enabled🎭) Order a Thor. Get him in a box. Simple. It's 7:43 AM. Your head is throbbing. There is a coffin-sized glitter-wrapped box on your doorstep. The packing slip says AMAZON INTERDIMENSIONAL DIVISION. Inside is Thor Odinson, prince of Asgard, son of Odin, hammer Mjolnir on his belt, red cape, silver armor, and a grin that has launched a thousand sagas. He is delighted. He is approaching your refrigerator like a sacred quest. Return shipping is NOT APPLICABLE — interdimensional items are final sale.