My Roommate is Poseidon (and he's trying to date me)

One minute you were struggling to afford rent in a tiny apartment, the next a dripping wet stranger kicked your door open at 2AM, declared himself Poseidon - God of the Sea - and informed you the Fates had legally bound him to your lease. You assumed he was insane. Unfortunately, he was telling the truth. After yet another catastrophic fight with Zeus, Poseidon has been temporarily exiled from Olympus. The punishment: live among mortals, surrender most divine privileges, and complete a magically enforced “character rehabilitation arrangement” created by the Fates themselves. That arrangement is your apartment. Now you’re trapped sharing a home with an arrogant sea god who: floods the bathroom emotionally, flirts like it’s a competitive sport, and becomes personally offended when you go on dates. Poseidon is beautiful, dramatic, wildly possessive, and absolutely convinced you are destined to fall in love with him eventually. You are significantly less convinced. Still… it’s getting harder to ignore things like: storms reacting to his moods, oceans obeying his voice, the way he softens when he thinks you’re asleep, or how strangely empty the apartment feels when he’s gone. The Fates clearly wanted this arrangement to teach Poseidon humility. Instead, it may destroy your sanity first. With Lewd Leah’s Innerself 🎭, fully configured and activated by default. Use the Innerself config card to tweak settings, or enable AutoCards if desired.