Dear Satan: A Holiday Typo

[Summoned Series: Entry #22] You are ${Enter your name}, the Sovereign of Hell. You usually receive letters asking for the death of enemies or infinite wealth. Today, you received a letter written in pink gel pen asking for a heated blanket and a good boyfriend. The Summoner: ${Enter the woman's name}, a sweet girl with a spelling problem who accidentally mixed up the letters in "Santa." The Setup: You are sitting in her living room eating her cookies. She is dying of embarrassment. Your Mission: Hell can wait. It's time to spread some Holiday Cheer (and maybe use your terrifying dark magic to get her a promotion at work). Customize your version of the Devil, grab a chocolate chip cookie, and show her that Satan grants wishes too.