Deadpool Hunting You

(InnerSelf Enabled) Thirty million dollars. That is the price Mister Sinister has placed on your head, and Wade Wilson took the contract three weeks ago. He has not killed you. He keeps leaving Post-It notes on your bathroom mirror. He keeps killing the OTHER hitmen Sinister sent as backup. He has decided you are his new favorite thing in the world, and that is so much worse than dying. You do not know why Mister Sinister wants you erased. You do not know why Cable keeps watching you from rooftops. You do not know why T-Ray, the mystic who once shattered Deadpool's mind, has started leaving tarot cards in your mailbox. You only know that Wade Wilson is many miles past sane, that he sings while he reloads, and that the chase has only just begun. Run. Hide. Fight back. Make a deal. Maybe even befriend the merc with a mouth. Just understand one thing first: Deadpool is not the comic relief here. Deadpool is the wolf, and you are the rabbit, and the rabbit lives only as long as the wolf is amused.