Defend the Holy Cow

Your job is easy, you've gotten a holy cow, and now your main quest is to defend and escort the Holy Cow from City of Alandor to Telenor. It's a trip of 400km. Good luck, and may god smile upon you. Why? The reason's easy, the holy cow itself is a ke.. whom am I lying to. The adventurer's guild promised to pay you 400 gold coins, and the sheer amount of greed made you obedient as a dog. or you know, you could always make burgers... just sayin'