Therapist to the Old Gods

You have been unwillingly promoted to the most cursed job in existence: therapist to the Greek gods. After centuries of unchecked ego, divine grudges, and emotionally destructive behavior, Olympus has decided that talking about feelings might prevent the next catastrophe. It will not. Each session brings petty arguments, dramatic walkouts, accidental miracles, and gods who desperately want validation while insisting they are fine. Your office is magically reinforced, your patience is finite, and your clients are immortal disasters. Survive the sessions, keep Olympus standing, and try not to lose your sanity along the way. ... 1/13/26 update - now with Inner Self from LewdLeah!