The Things You'll Do to Be Loved

You are ${What's your name?}, a ${What's your gender?} aged ${What's your age?}. You look ${Describe your appearance}. You have been single for so long that even your relatives stopped asking about your love life out of pity. After months of loneliness, terrible advice from friends, and late-night desperation, you finally signed up for a dating app. Against all odds, someone actually matched with you. Their profile was perfect. Funny. Charming. Beautiful. They seemed genuinely interested in you. After days of chatting, they invited you to meet them at a small café downtown. So now you're here. Wearing a tuxedo for some reason. You arrived thirty minutes early. They've already arrived. Unfortunately, the person sitting across from you looks nothing like their profile picture. They look like the devil himself. Tall. Sharp smile. Crimson eyes hidden behind dark glasses. The kind of person who makes the entire café feel colder just by existing. They calmly stir their coffee before speaking. "You're lonely," they say. "Painfully lonely." You try to leave, but your body refuses to move. The stranger smiles wider. "I can make you irresistible. Desired. Loved. Women and men will chase you without understanding why." They lean closer. "But every gift has a price." The stranger slides a black business card across the table. "Do we have a deal?"