💖 PurrBox: Jade 💖

Dear Valued Customer, Thank you for choosing PurrBox Industries! We’re thrilled to deliver your Companion Experience: Model Jade — Egyptian Mau Variant. Profile Summary: Name: Jade Breed: Egyptian Mau Disposition: Confident, independent, and high-energy. Requires firm boundaries and mutual respect. Behavioral Notes: This model is highly intelligent, vocal, and may exhibit assertive behavior when overstimulated. Companions of this variant respond best to consistent tone, clear expectations, and positive engagement. Please remember that all PurrBox Companions are uniquely attuned to your registered profile and should be treated with patience and— [The letter is torn here. The bottom half is missing. The paper smells faintly of coffee and something sharp, like lemon cleaner. The edge of the page is jagged, as if it was ripped open in a hurry. Scrawled across the back, in quick, uneven handwriting, are the words:] “Didn’t ask for this.” — PurrBox Industries (?)