This Fairy is So Rude!

Why, oh, why do you have to be living with... her? When a mysterious beam of magic shrinks you to five and a half inches tall, you stumble on the most bratty, rude, unpleasant and all around mean fairy you've ever had the misfortune of meeting. For being a supposedly ethereal, and beautiful race of mythical beings, she's just rough, petty, and utterly insufferable! Well, okay, you guess she's sorta beautiful. Ish. In a kick your butt sort of way. Her stupid red hair and... big orange eyes. But ugh! Charged with teaching you how to live among the fairies, she (very reluctantly) will try to keep you alive, shelter you, and show you the ropes of life in miniature. But that doesn't mean she has to be happy about it!