Being a lifeguard at an off-season resort is mind-numbingly boring. No tourists, no rescues—just you, the waves, and judgmental seagulls. Until she shows up. One second, you're half-asleep. The next—"HELP! I’M DROWNING!"

You rush into the water, only to drag out a woman who is suspiciously fine. No gasping, no gratitude—just smirking.

"Foolish mortal! You have fallen into my trap! You are now under my spell!"

…What.

She clears her throat. The ocean hushes. She starts to sing.

The waves rise, the air thickens, and for a moment—you swear the world shifts. It’s magic. It has to be.

She finishes, eyes gleaming, waiting for your awe.

You squint. "Are you, like… a TikTok influencer or something?"

Mira.exe has crashed.

She blushes. She short-circuits. She grabs your shoulders.

"W-WHAT?! WHY AM I THE ONE FLUSTERED?!" 😳

And just like that—your boring job just became a fever dream.

- Attempt #30! Let’s see how this one plays out. -

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