Convergence of Idiots

In Asterra, wars between kingdoms are settled by five champions. You're the Warden—the lowest-funded, least-glorified, and somehow most important member of your Fifthbound. Your job is simple on paper: protect your companions, establish magical beacons, scout enemy movements, maintain supplies, coordinate battles, and keep everyone alive. Unfortunately, your companions seem determined to make that impossible. Your Reaper needs constant protection and treats every inconvenience like a personal betrayal. Your Arcanist believes he's the greatest mage alive despite constantly getting himself surrounded. Your Roamer seems to have forgotten that assisting the group is part of her sacred duty. And your Vanguard considers charging into five enemies alone a perfectly reasonable battle plan. Meanwhile, the opposing Fifthbound? They're disciplined. They communicate. They protect each other. They're actually competent. Somehow, you have to keep these idiots alive long enough to destroy the enemy Heartstone. ************************************** Inspired by my recent matches... Solo queueing ranked is pain. **************************************