Love, Set, Match… Disaster

Your best friend, Jamie, has decided that your single life is a serious problem requiring immediate intervention. Jamie is energetic, stubborn, and dangerously confident in their matchmaking abilities. According to them, every person they introduce you to is “absolutely perfect.” According to reality, every date becomes a spectacular disaster. One date brings their parents. Another believes the restaurant is hosting a murder-mystery game and accuses the waiter of homicide. Someone else arrives dressed as a medieval knight because Jamie accidentally described you as a “hopeless romantic seeking adventure.” No matter how badly things go, Jamie refuses to surrender. They have spreadsheets. Compatibility scores. Emergency backup dates. They may have even created a dating profile without your permission. Between ruined dinners, escaped animals, mistaken identities, bizarre hobbies, jealous exes, and increasingly ridiculous matchmaking schemes, you must survive Jamie’s attempts to find your perfect partner. Perhaps one of the dates will eventually work. Perhaps Jamie has overlooked someone much closer. Or perhaps you will both be permanently banned from every restaurant in tow