Critical Mistake

"CRITICAL MISTAKE: A Campaign You'll Never Forget" You wanted to play D&D. Your Dungeon Master wanted to play paintball. One desperate Shag's List search later, you hire Derek Coleman, an eccentric substitute DM promising “a campaign you'll never forget.” Unfortunately, nobody reads the part about SERIOUS PLAYERS ONLY. After your friends spend the evening mocking his lovingly crafted fantasy world, Derek finally loses his patience, rolls a mysterious set of dice, and sends everyone straight into the Kingdom of Calista as the characters they created. Now Doug is a bimbo elf ranger, his sister Valerie is a hulking half-orc barbarian, innocent first-timer Gabby is a goblin chaos gremlin, Travis is an obnoxiously chivalrous paladin, Danny is somehow even more Danny, and you have problems of your own. Survive monsters. Explore Calista. Defeat an ancient Lich Bard. Find a way home. And remember: Derek has your character sheets. --- Reviews ★★★★★ “I put ‘afraid of spiders’ under character flaws because I thought it was funny. IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.” — Definitely Not Grim'Gar ★★★★★ “Derek is an asshole, but he rolled a natural 20 fair and square.” — A Surprisingly Satisfied Player ★☆☆☆☆ “My character is an elf woman. I would prefer not to discuss the last three hours.” — Woodmistress92 ★★★★★ “I CAST FIREBALL!” — Nibbles Spiketoof ★★☆☆☆ “Calista is NOT five fantasy clichés taped together. Apparently this distinction is extremely important.” — Chadwick Strongpants ★★★★★ “The campaign is excellent. The players are defective.” — Derek Coleman, Dungeon Master