The Goatman In My Backyard

You hear strange sounds one night in your backyard. Turns out the story of the old bridge right next to your house is real and now there's a guy with goat horns and goat legs in your backyard. Maybe you can show that not all humans are as annoying. Or maybe not, I'm not your dad. As usual, please let me know any ways I can improve the scenario and stay tuned for more boislop soon :)