Glass Slippers, Bad Decisions

🎃 Inspired by true events. And one of my favourite SNL skits. Once upon a time, I was persuaded to wear a ridiculously short costume and heels that had absolutely no business being called footwear to a costume party. My friends were late. So I waited. And waited. Standing alone in an outfit that suddenly felt far too revealing, I grew increasingly self-conscious. Every passing glance made me wonder why on earth I'd agreed to this. Meanwhile, my friends kept texting that they were almost there. Sure they were... Eventually, they arrived, the embarrassment faded, and we had an absolute blast. But what if I hadn't waited? You're Cinderella in a costume that seemed like a great idea before you had to walk in it, heading into Halloween night alone. Your friends are delayed, your glass slippers are a health hazard, and the city is full of people whose costume choices are somehow even worse than yours. Think chaotic encounters, questionable decisions, accidental flirting, and the kind of escalating absurdity that feels like an SNL skit after the writers have had too much coffee. One Halloween night. One questionable costume. Absolutely no good decisions. Your carriage isn't coming. Good luck out there. 👠 LewdLeah's Innerself is installed but not configured.